On Wednesday, I was put on corridor duty for the first time. This essentially means dealing with all the kids who’ve kicked-off in class and had to be removed. One lad came storming out of a classroom, slammed the door and shouted ‘Cunts!’. He then proceeded to repeatedly kick the toilet door. I tried to reason with him but he carried on, so I had to drag him to the ‘chill-out’ room. After five minutes of screaming and head-butting the door, he relented and calmly said ‘I’ve had enough of being a dickhead, can I come out now please, sir?’